Monday, April 29, 2013
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Fitter, happier, used universe
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Sensory Deprivation countryside bioshock
In Berlin there is always some *thump* or *tinktinktink* some far off cough, - a muffled Turkish car stereo drive by or a screaming drunken fight on the street below- but never ever nothing...
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Friday, March 22, 2013
Doom Generation vs. doomed generation
Everything is sculpture.
At least, the sculptural process seems to fit across most all disciplines - writing filmmaking, painting, etc...
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Long lost tree stump library in prenzlauerberg found
Might be getting Near that tree stump library I had randomly found circa 2008-9, checked out the hobbit from
And then NeVER been able to find again- when when turning the corner onto Sredzkistraße suddenly - there it was! Long lost tree stump library! Now I can finally return the Hobbit!
Friday, March 01, 2013
STREAM NEW BOWIE ALBUM
Strange and subversive cartoons of the 80s and early 90s
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Little shop of horrors
The Pirates of Dark Water
Labels: 80s cartoons
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Mad libs app, yo!
Labels: Mad libs app
7:19 am, S1 just outside the ring
The fact that the fake beaver collar of her swiss army jacket won't stand up straight has prompted a skin-toned boil of frustration to bubble up over her right eyebrow where it will live forever as a badge of - or monument to futility, alive - a janky, deaf-mute third eye of the Western world.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"Whatever. Is there some sort of game we could play by describing people on the U-Bahn to sharpen these neural pathways?"
the one full of doomed-for-life Handwerker
Waiting only for the sweet release from their drudgery
Found in booze and the thought of potentially
swimming drunk and naked with other men's overbaked wives
during that upcoming summer camping vacation...
interspersed amongst their other disgruntled seat-fillers:
a clone army of fleshy Frauen who have
made frumpiness a religion for which they embark on a daily pilgrimage.
Hin... und zurück.
Independently travelling kids play, joke and tease each other as
solumn teenage girls are either are glued to their handheld devices
or greeting each other as if they are headed to a funeral, kissing each other on
both cheeks- sometimes thrice-
in a train which operates on the same dull throb of the festering pathways of
Oscar the grouch's Monday morning brain. Every. single. day.
No fucking wonder Patti Smith's Just Kids seems like some holy relic...
If I am too tired to read I listen to Wait Wait, Don't tell me and laugh out loud
Only to receive death-ray stares from my fellow drones
Because anyone having any fun
Disturbs the silence of their brooding, abominable, precious rühe.
(Note on the (con)text:
The subject was a suggestion/request from a dear friend, to which I began a simple response... Which took a turn for the strange... And resulted in the above rant.)
Labels: U-bahn Berlin
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
How to quit drinking or how to quit smoking or how to lose weight usingthe Nyan Cat method (aka the iPhone stopwatch method;) - GOOD LUCK!
1.if you have a smart phone (iPhone) then open the clock app and start the stopwatch then exit the app.
2.routinely check he stopwatch and see how satisfying it is to see how long it has been since you drank or smoked or ate a piece of cheesecake.
3. If you break down and smoke or drink or eat a bacon cheeseburger then you have to reset your stopwatch back to zero YOU FRAKING LOSER!
So, yea, this method I invented to help keep myself away from vodka basically works on the same principle as the Nyan Cat website: http://www.nyan.cat/
(If you copy this please give me credit and praise ;) oh, and for those of us who can't read here is the video:
Sunday, February 17, 2013
100 Grad Festival "I shall soon be quite dead at last in spite of all."
how to remove write protection from a SD card
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Auf der Drift
Berlin streets & neighborhoods
Labels: Berlin streets neighborhoods
Why the iPad allowed me to get beyond any reservations about digital art and actually learn to <3 it:
How and why is that ok?...
My mother and I went on a 45 minute tirade about how modern technologies have just turned everyone into zombies- and on of the worst examples is the conversations she has with the young mothers of her students who have 2-3 elementary-aged children or younger BUT who's husbands are seriously addicted gamers who have no time for their families...
In many ways Blur was right when they said 'modern life is rubbish'...
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
CTM.13 purge ghashtag, mykki blanco, Alec empire etc. at stattbad wedding
Context: club transmediale 13 Berlin
Or- in their own words:
mit stolzgeschwellter Brust dürfen wir verkünden offizieller Teil des diesjährigen CTM Festivals zu sein.
Diesen Samstag werden neben Bekanntheiten wie Simian Mobile Disco, Skream, Greco-Roman Soundsystem und Alec Empire auch Acts wie Necro Deathmort und Anika, um nur einige zu nennen, ein abwechslungsreiches und sehr exklusives Programm gestalten.
THE MIDAS TOUCH
Greco-Roman Soundsystem (UK)
Simian Mobile Disco (UK)
Anika (DJ, UK)
Skream feat. Sgt Pokes (UK)
DJ Sotofett (NO)
Tom Ass (SE)
Sun Worship (DE)
Necro Deathmort (UK)
Alec Empire (DE)
Tom Ass (SE)
Half Girl / Half Sick (DE)
︻╦╤─ ƱZ ─╤╦︻ (INT)
Mykki Blanco (US)
Sa. 02. Februar | STATTBAD
Gerichtstr. 65, 13347 Berlin
S+U Wedding / S Humboldhain
Vorschau: Sa. 09.02.2013 | Keinemusik Record Release
Gerichtstr. 65, 13347 Berlin
S+U Wedding / S Humboldhain
Saturday, January 26, 2013
An open letter to GEMA 2013, (same shit, new year)
The Internet users of Germany who f*%king HATE you.
Hipsters + NEukölln = D E N A - Cash, Diamond Rings, Swimming Pools
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Sandra's Maria Magdalena vs. Laura Branigan's Self Control
Sandra's Maria Magdalena
Laura Branigan's Self Control
Grizzly Bear - Ready, Able [Official Music Video]
Monday, January 21, 2013
Found this late night on the train...
So baffled... so SO baffled.
Friday, January 18, 2013
Hauptstrasse 155, berlin
There is a funny story with that address, though. A few years ago when my friend was planning on returning to Berlin I was helping him hunt for an apartment (while he was still in Stuttgart) and adftwr viewing a dozen places I'd visited for them that was the one they chose. Originally I had google mapped the addresses but after they moved in I wanted to go for a visit and accidentally GOOGLED the address and a whole mess of David Bowie and Iggy Pop stuff came up- apparently my friend had moved into the apartment at the Hauptstrasse 155 address directly above the one David Bowie and Iggy pop used to live in back when.
The sad part of the story is that a yer later a Turkish family with special needs kids who obviously
Didn't know any better moved in and painted over all the paintings on the walls that Bowie and Pop had done (which were still there up until that point !)- which is just sad... :( and how that is my David Bowie Berlin apartment story.