Friday, May 24, 2013

RELENTLESS LIBERTUS

CONSPIRACY THEORY

sometime over the past year or so 
I started drinking the sugar-free (blue) relentless drink
and became somewhat addicted because 
I actually think it is a magical potion to cure productivity 
and mushy creative mindblock woes- 
really, 
it is amazing - 
as I have told co-workers: 
"It makes coffee seem like some dirty street drug" 
(NOTE: the eerily accurate John Milton quote
on the side of the can)
BUT 
because of this I also have developed a conspiracy theory around the drink- 
that is, either I am not the only one - and a lot of people have discovered this also and therefore it is now really hard to find - 
OR
it just isn't that popular so most stores don't even bother to re-stock it
or even carry it in the first place - 
EITHER WAY IT IS REALLY HARD TO FIND
I'd say by my own estimates that over half of the stores that
carry Relentless energy drinks
DO NOT have the blue one available - and many of teh ones that DO are out- 
SO... that brings us to this post-
(which could also be a psychological thriller starrting Keanu Reeves or Ethan Hawke)
every time in the past month I have encountered this issue I actually bothered to take a photo, 
some of which I accidentally deleted, but here are a few- 
SEE?!?: 













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