Monday, August 04, 2008

Post Titled: The Lonesome Crowded Internet
Post Subtitled: Yep.
ended up in Polish Prison. More to come...
Meanwhile I discovered that it works really well if you just substitute the word "Folsom" with the word "Polish" and sing yerself some Johnny Cash...

(hopefully I will have the scanned pages of the letter I wrote to Johannes while sitting in jail uploaded here soon...)

in a nutshell:
-no phonecall (no one knew where i was for nearly 24 hours)
-18 hours without water
-no air!!! or ventilation!!!
-slept on a wooden box, they (the Police) discouraged the use of a mattress because they were just too gross to be used
-too much light at night, not enough during the day...
-leaving handcuffs on while we did paperwork and I had to sign my name a dozen times
and the list could go on and on

Johannes and I figure this was sort-of the middle ground between a first and third world prison...

Meanwhile meanwhile...
after a week of camping and then being in jail, I just can't ... get interested in the whole virtual world before my eyes... do I have to break myself back in- toss myself in a warm oven, oil often, punch-up constantly and then sleep under my own pillow like a baseball mitt? mmh. now that I am back at work... the internet doesn't smell or taste or scare or cause you to bleed or cry...

thinking: need to be smarter about everything, need to learn another other language (probably Polish), need to not take things for granted... which i don't too much, but still.

on another subject... kind-of...
once again re-enforcing the Beat Poets' final death at the hands of the Zombie Robot Army of SPAM generators...
Weird spam today: for example:

Subject:Miley Cyrus hidden pics
Message:Italy charges Google for espionage

Question: Isn't "life to short" to spend time reading the news? I mean,
same problems, same disasters, same politics, so little GOOD being reported...
Hmm... that is just my homebase/base thought of the morning after not using a computer for 6 days...
Is life too short to spent more than 30 minutes online per day?---

Subject:Passenger plane crash kills thousands
Message:American guys think Japanese women give the best orgasm

Subject: Britney Spears announces third pregnancy
Message: US torture facility in Guam exposed by UN, to be shut down

Subject:Russian serial killer on the loose
Message:FDA faulted over unapproved uses of medication

Subject:New nudity art interests thousands
Message: Christian Bale sentenced to 3 months imprisonment

Subject: hydrolysis anselmo
Message:synagogue mars harris

contrast jackson harris? burglar, percentage harris.
tile synagogue gorky far pyrolyse harris, peasant
intrinsic decelerate burden curriculum waltham.

contrast bred.

Subject:juan crimp
Message:theodore caliber theodore

ambiance officious immediate? desorption, crimp theodore.
curio repute theodore oxcart horrid pizzeria, megaword
courtyard besetting caliber immediate ambiance.

juan conquistador.


Google Book Search


Blogger Ithaca said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you serious? Are you going to say more? What happened? (Did you know Ilya got thrown in a ho-jail in Israel for having too many stamps from Arab countries in his passport? Ho-jail = hoteljail, apparently. And was then deported back to Munich.)

2:26 pm  

Post a Comment

<< Home