I was flipping through the channels yesterday and there was just crap about the JonBenet guy, flip-flip-flip the best shot was of him sitting in business class with a regular guy next to him on a flight from THAILAND to CALIFORNIA! What the heck could they have possibly talked about...
"So,"
"So."
"Thailand,..."
"Yea."
"Been over here long?"
"Kind of."
(long pause)
"How long is the flight?"
"Uh, I don't know - I slept on the way here..."
"all those time zones..."
"Yea..."

flip-flip-flip
The only tolerable channel was CBC from canada, where they kept reporting on a tornado that destroyed one house owned by a farmer and his young pregnant wife...
I love the word "Manitoba"...