Dream: Michael Jackson was singing on a televised benefit show with ALL the other Jacksons. He was black again, looking like he did in thriller except puffy and bloated with age (apparently in his 60's). Dressed as perhaps a 19th centruty Russian diplomat might've, his voice was hoarse and awful... James Brownsy, even. ew.

If I hear the phrase "makers of the Herman Miller Airon Chair" one more time I might gouge my ears out with sporks. Thanks NPR!