Post Titled: Journal of Plankton Research
It warms my heart to know that somewhere in the world there is a Journal of Plankton Research.

Overcast Thursday Commentary: I have Friday and Monday off of work for EASTER! THat hasn't offically happened since I attended St. Joe's Catholic School in 7th Grade. and sometimes I think "Hmm, so separation of church and state, eh... can we add MORE churches to the state and get Ramadan and Passover off as well?..." Seriously, 4 days free... I want to hit-up Poland. A short train ride away awaits: Gray, depressing, Poland. (No, Poland is great.)
Must plan.
Get bike repaired, ride bike... to Wannsee-
Does anyone understand what is going on in the Ukraine??? I mean, there are these two guys, and ever since the election (2 years ago?) I haven not been able to keep them straight because their names are:

President Viktor Yushchenko
&
Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovich

like Cain and Abel...

Ah-HA! That girl in the Knife (swedish band)
is the very same girl who sang the Röyksopp song "What Else is there?"

- hot damn.
Check this super-banal summary of what is going on in British Soaps:

Home & Away: 4334: Lucas contemplates his next step with Belle.
Thursday, 18:00 on Five.

Hollyoaks: Zoe is unforgiving toward Will.
Thursday, 18:30 on Channel 4.

Emmerdale: Perdy suffers a miscarriage.
Thursday, 19:00 on ITV1.

EastEnders: Mo causes havoc at Booty.
Thursday, 19:30 on BBC One.
(huh?!?)

Neighbours: 5137: 'For Whom Janelle Tolls'.
Friday, 13:00 on BBC One.

Coronation Street: The police take Joanne away.
Friday, 19:30 on ITV1.

I am kind of jealous that Easter in Spain (aka Semana Santa) is super-hectic... straight surrealist KKK shizzle
for a list of some interesting traditions: cafebabel.com

On a nihilistic note:
Isn't that last post just goofy-porny? but kind of pleasant?