Post Titled: and I assume this guy can also tie his shoes and ride a bike...
I guess this is the MUST READ of the day. I was shocked.
(thanks Dan!), and JESUS, DMX- jeeeeeeeeezzzus.
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excerpt (DMX in bold):
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?
Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.
You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

Since sophomore year of college I have had a dislike of DMX (mainly because the Young Republican jocks two doors down would blast him at all hours- sometimes with the door open. DMX is terrible terrible terrible music. For idiots.
"Uhm, guys, you mind turing the DMX down a bit?..."
"Sure, Bro!"
then a half hour later- Boom Growl Boom all over again. if you really want to torture yourself you can watch this videojust to hear his stupid stupid voice: