Post Titled: Sweet, Sweet Jesus. (see below)
After over a decade Post-Google hath discovered the un-self-aware Holy Grail Fountain of Kitsch... to be honest, the website is no match for the print catalogue, but behold:

Oriental Trading! orientaltrading.com and this easter don't forget your child crown of thorns: "Realistic accessories make the Easter pageant authentic. This Crown Of Thorns headpiece is made of safe, lightweight nylon. 7" diameter."