CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
so apparently if you get your internet disconnected
then your attention-span will grow back within 6 months
and it might even grow back WITH A VENGANCE and you might
become somewhat addicted to books - choosing to read over
other activities like hanging out with friends or getting-it-on
with your girlfriend... you might get sucked in so much so that
you go to the restroom and find yourself
thinking "This book is not for you."
And that is what might happen to you,
so
... exciting.